The Revenant

If there’s a sex crime, you bet your ass the French are involved.

In this episode, we review The Revenant.

A historical arthouse epic, directed by Alejandro G. Iñárritu, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Domhnall Gleeson and Will Poulter.

We discuss Babel, the use of nature, Old Testament thinking, long takes, Emmanuel Lubezki's gorgeous cinematography and intermissions in movies.

We are joined again by Mr. Paul Fox from East Screen West Screen podcast

Ip Man 3

This movie is trying to sell me that A) Mike Tyson is a great fighter who values his word while B) also a crime lord who runs prostitution rings and has a daughter who is not half black? Who the fuck is this guy?!

In this episode, we have an in-depth discussion of Ip Man 3.

A martial arts film directed by Wilson Yip, starring Donnie Yen, Zhang Jin, Lynn Hung, Patrick Tam and Mike Tyson.

We discuss all the Ip Man films, facts vs. fiction, martial arts school rivalries, the fight choreography, kung fu instructors smoking, Mike Tyson, making humility look cool, the use of the term "Gweilo", Oscars Too White and the Bruce Lee cameo. 

We are joined by our friend Paul Fox from the East Screen West Screen podcast.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Darth Vader is like a bubble boy with Force powers.

In this episode, we discuss Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We assume it's okay to talk about now!

A sci-fi adventure film directed by J.J. Abrams, starring Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher.

We talk about the new cast, British accents, the complexion of the Imperial officers, the Rey "Mary Sue" issue, what good piloting is, diversity and the third Death Star.  

We are joined by standup comedian Steve Lee from San Francisco. 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Mofos

Hey listeners,

We'll be taking a break as we are all vacationing right now. 

We will be back in January with reviews of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and discuss it long after everybody's had time to see it. And also, we will review Donnie Yen's final portrayal of Wing Chun Master Ip Man in Ip Man 3.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

See you all soon!

Posted on December 20, 2015 .

Knock Knock

This is like a horror movie made by the bloggers on

In this episode, we discuss Knock Knock.

A horror psychological thriller directed by Eli Roth, starring Keanu Reeves, Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas.

We talk about the gender politics of having a man having an affair, horror stories as morality tales, and Keanu Reeves' line deliveries ("Chocolate with sprinkles!"). We debate how to guard against the home invasion depicted in the movie. 

Mr. Holmes

Guzzling Vitamin D! Guzzling!

In this episode, we discuss Mr. Holmes.

A crime drama mystery film directed by Bill Condon, starring Ian McKellen, Laura Linney, Hiroyuki Sanada and Milo Parker.

We talk about our favourite onscreen Sherlock Holmes, Jeremy Brett's manic laugh, how old people can be dicks, our fears of getting old and having enough Vitamin D. 


It’s not enough to talk about tentacle. You have to show the tentacle!

In this episode, we discuss Spectre.

A James Bond movie directed by Sam Mendes, starring Daniel Craig, Lea Seydoux, Christoph Waltz, Monica Bellucci, Ralph Fiennes and Naomie Harris.

We talk about the previous Craig Bond films, the James Bond franchise, the womanizing, the gadgets, Inspector Gadget and Sam Smith's Writing's On the Wall sounding like the butler singing "She's Your Queen" from Coming to America.

RTHK Segment - Black Mass and Spectre

Our RTHK 3's The Juice segment, promoting our reviews of ‪‎Black Mass‬ and Spectre‬.

We play some Bond themes as well. The good ones, we swear!

Discussion Topics: Johnny Depp's performance as Whitey Bulger, people who have the same color for skin and hair, the scary sequences in Black Mass, James Bond's womanizing in Spectre and

Click here to listen.

Listen, Part 3, Play at the 22:25 mark!

Black Mass

This movie is like walking into a haunted house.

In this episode, we review Black Mass.

A crime film directed  by Scott Cooper, starring Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict Cumberbatch, Corey Stoll, Dakota Johnson and Julianne Nicholson.

We talk about Johnny Depp's performance, Joel Edgerton's resemblance to Conan O'Brien, the guy who makes excuses at your workplace, Goodfellas, "Netflix and Chill", 2 girls 1 cup, the Whitey Bulger documentary and the film's scariest sequences.


Homeschooled kids are weird.

In this episode, we review Goosebumps.

A family horror comedy directed by Rob Letterman,  based on the children's horror series written by R.L. Stine, starring Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush, Amy Ryan and Jillian Bell.

We discuss our memories of the Goosebumps books, Jack Black, homeschooled children, the Lux Theater in Hong Kong, Amanda's Gogovan story, the jokes written for the adults and horror comedy as a genre.